itznarcotic:

lmaonade:

this is so damn funny

dykentery:

sometimes i <3 aita posts

airsignz:

cosmik-homo:

Nature will only heal when y'all stop using Character AI chats and just go rp with your friends

sniffanimal:

clockbreadcroi:

what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.

feast your eyes on roughly 2,500 of these bad boys. linked is the highest quality archive, but theres 5 more in the description. The ones from OP are in the second archive

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

“you’re not man enough, not feminine enough”

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i’m not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

gunsandfireandshit:

kushblazer666:

they smoked her.

wordfather:

me: so….. see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

slayerbf:

bisexual people will literally be in situations

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

this collar isnt a sex thing it’s so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

shoutout to the person who reblogged this and tagged a real life hockey player

disgustinggf:

ignisraven:

homunculus-argument:

The term and concept of “rent lowering gunshots” has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I’ve welcomed it there. Something I’m up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you’re not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

wizardysseus:

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence

mostly-funnytwittertweets: